What was that?

Elephants do big poos. Whales do even bigger ones. In fact the biggest poop in the World is that of a Humpback whale, but it's very liquidy so you'd never notice. However the biggest poop, per unit of bodymass, is that of our own little Ollie who not only filled his nappy, but the both legs of his sleepsuit too! This little mammal even uses poo as a defence mechanism by projecting them at predators in times of distress. He recently mistook mummy for one such predator and hit her in the cleavage with his last effort!

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